TMZ reports that the adult film star was dropped underwater in a shark cage wearing nothing but a white swimsuit. Cavalli’s presence in the water apparently attracted a ten-foot lemon shark.

Can’t go wrong with tits and sharks, right? Wrong. That was a flimsy looking cage at best, and apparently, not super effective. Who comes up with these ideas anyways? You don’t need sharks to push your sex cam product, you have a fucking porn star. Ok, so it’s waterproof, cool. Is it shark proof? Apparently not. It’s a sex cam, I assume most people buy them for sex, where do sharks even come into play? You had a porn star in a white thong, underwater, and someone was like “wait, we need sharks” and someone else was like, “oh shit, yeah that’s what we’re missing, sharks. Oh, and gore.” And a fucking lawsuit. It was supposed to be a sexy video… well, it was still a little sexy… nevermind, I’m weird. See for yourself:

By: Dave Wilkins

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