FOX NEWSST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – A restaurant owner posted a photo of a note that said Christmas music playing at the St. Augustine business was offensive.The note read: “Christmas music was offensive. Consider playing ‘holiday’ music or less religious themed.” It was left at Michael’s Tasting Room in St. Augustine, according to a Facebook post by chef Michael Lugo.

Ok, don’t get me wrong, if I walk into a restaurant to Christmas music playing, 9 times out of 10, I’m walking out. Not because I find it offensive or too religious, but because I simply loathe it altogether. That’s just me though, I’m a miserable person. I hate nice things. But what kind of sicko leaves a note suggesting that the “Christmas” music is too offensive and should be replaced with fucking “holiday” music? What? Is that a joke? Dominic the Donkey is the objective bar for appropriate holiday music, but Silent Night prompts a strongly worded hand written note expressing your disgust? Who are you? This whole PC movement is going off the rails. I can deal with participation trophies and safe spaces (they’re ridiculous, but it gives me something to laugh at) but start leaving notes saying “holiday music” should replace “Christmas music” because one is less offensive than the other and I start to question my own sanity. Seriously, what’s the difference? Complaining about “Christmas music and suggesting “holiday” music is a reasonable replacement is bananas. If you’re going to be a little bitch and leave a note complaining about the music, at least suggest something badass and attempt to redeem yourself after not having the spine to confront management face to face.
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Obviously, I’m aware that the note was left by some hypersensitive leftist coward who was triggered by the sheer association of religion with the music selection. I’m just throwing stuff at the wall and seeing what sticks. I bet this wasn’t even someone who practices a religion other than Christianity, it has upper middle class liberal white guilt written all over it. You know, that one goofy family with the Bernie sanders lawn sign next to the BLM sign; never left the suburbs and is “ashamed” of their privilege.. That’s the family who leaves notes at restaurants. Fuck that family.

Hypersensitive parents breed even more hypersensitive children who go to college and need trigger warnings, safety pins and safe spaces when they hear opposing viewpoints. Then they vote; which is terrifying. That’s how we end up with decrepit old socialist loonbags like Bernie sanders regurgitating decades old failed ideologies, being seriously considered for president of the free world. Some wicked smart guy once said “freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction.” Its looking like we may have stumbled upon that generation. It could be absolute chaos and it all starts with an asinine note about Christmas music.
Dave Wilkins

Twitter: @davewilkins12