Fact: Lena Dunham molested her little sister… But that has nothing to do with this story, just felt the need to put that out there before kicking this off.  If you don’t know who Lena Dunham is… I envy you.  Lena is one of the most unlikable women in Hollywood.  Besides the fact that she is an admitted child molester, when she isn’t pushing false rape statistics about men, or showing off her unattractive body for ‘body positivity,’ she ironically is off assuming that black football stars are internally body shaming her.  

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PARK CITY, UT – JANUARY 24: An instant view of actress Lena Dunham attends the Lena Dunham and Planned Parenthood Host Sex, Politics & Film Cocktail Reception at The Spur on January 24, 2016 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Nicholas Hunt/Getty Images)

Daily Mail- Attracting the biggest stars of the year, the Met Gala is one of the hottest nights on the celebrity calendar. Yet landing the golden ticket doesn’t necessarily mean a great night out – not least because guests are seated according to a strict table plan. Lena Dunham opened up about her own experience placed next to Khloe Kardashian’s love interest Odell Beckham Jr at this year’s bash – admitting she couldn’t have been more miserable.

‘I was sitting next to Odell Beckham Jr., and it was so amazing because it was like he looked at me and he determined I was not the shape of a woman by his standards. ‘He was like, “That’s a marshmallow. That’s a child. That’s a dog.” It wasn’t mean — he just seemed confused.’ Talking to Amy Schumer, who she was interviewing for her Lenny Letters series, Lena said the sports star ignored her in favour of his phone.

‘The vibe was very much like, “Do I want to f*** it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo. I’m going to go back to my cell phone.” ‘It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. ‘I was like, “This should be called the Metropolitan Museum of Getting Rejected by Athletes.”

*Takes Lena Dunham Hate Baton from KFC*

This is what feminists do.  When there isn’t anyone to complain about, they fantasize about being insulted… Because if people aren’t actually insulting you, what do feminists have to complain about?  There is nothing left to do as a third wave feminist besides complain.  So after receiving backlash for being a racist sexist, she issued this apology.

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Well there you have it.  The icon of feminism practicing exactly what she condemns.  The funny thing is, I’m sure OBJ wasn’t interested or attracted to her whatsoever, but you don’t get to put words in peoples mouth.  If I were sitting next to Lena, you’re damn right I’d be sitting there on my phone too.  Why?  Because she looks like a seal… and she molested her sister.