Amy Schumer sucks.  Lets just get that out of the way.  Her “I’m a dumpy slut and fart in front of dudes” bit is the laziest comedy routine, and lets face it… that’s all she’s got.  The ironic part of her lazy comedy is that she uses this weak routine, then criticizes anyone who buys into exactly what she has sold herself as: a fat dumpy unattractive slut.  During one of her stand up sets, while she was explaining how she has an unattractive ‘snowman’ body, a guy in the crowd yelled out ‘show us your tits!’ … Now I understand that not all stand-up comedians are great off the cuff at dealing with hecklers, but she had nothing for this guy.  Watch this video and you decide if she “crushed this guy” … or if she failed miserably

Really?  That’s all you got?  “You’re in sales?  HOW’S THAT GOING FOR YOU?” … then has him removed by security…. And this is one of the highest paid comedians in the world?  This is the opposite of a burn, ladies and gentlemen, this was sad.

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Now lets do a quick google search and see what the top media sites are saying about this:

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Did these people even watch the video clip?  This was hardly a ‘crush’ or a ‘shut down’… in fact, it was a giant swing and a miss.  This was one of the most unfunny, unimpressive moments in the history of stand up comedy.  Get your shit together, left-wing media, this was pathetic.  And this is the problem with Amy, she’s backed herself into a corner.  She wants to be this icon of politically correct feminist victimhood, while at the same time lobbing softballs of slutty self-shaming comedy, because she clearly isn’t very good at improv, and even worse when she isn’t stealing jokes from Patrice O’Neal, Wendy Liebman, Tammy Pescatelli, or Kathleen Madigan.