In the most unsurprising news of the day, it turns out that Hillary Clinton is a miserable, angry and disrespectful human being (if she is a ‘human being’ and not, in fact, an unstoppable malicious demon sent to destroy us all while dressed in an overpriced pant-suit in human form).  

From her staff members at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion, to her State Trooper bodyguards, to her secret service agents, everyone seemed to have the same type of horror story.  Let’s just say if there was a human resource department to answer to …. there would be some complaints filed.


Her actual words:

1) “Where is the God damn flag? I want the God damn fucking flag up every morning at fucking sunrise” – Hillary to staff at the Arkansas Governor’s mansion on Labor Day 1991. From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 244

(2) “Fuck off! It’s enough I have to see you shit-kickers every day! I’m not going to talk to you, too! Just do your Goddamn job and keep your mouth shut.” – Hillary to her State Trooper bodyguards after one of them greeted her with “Good Morning.” From the book “America Evita” by Christopher Anderson, p.90

(3) “If you want to remain on this detail, get your fucking ass over here and grab those bags!” – Hillary to a Secret Service Agent who was reluctant to carry her luggage because he wanted to keep his hands free in case of an incident. From the book “The First Partner” p. 25


(4) “Stay the fuck back, stay the fuck back away from me! Don’t come within ten yards of me, or else! Just fucking do as I say, Okay!!?” – Hillary screaming at her Secret Service detail. From the book “Unlimited Access” by Clinton ‘s FBI Agent-in-Charge, Gary Aldridge, p.139

(5) “Where’s the miserable cock sucker?” (otherwise known as “Bill Clinton”) – Hillary shouting at a Secret Service officer. From the book “The Truth about Hillary” by Edward Klein, p. 5

(6) “You fucking idiot” – Hillary to a State Trooper who was driving her to an event. From the book “Crossfire” ~pg. 84


(7) “Put this on the ground! I left my sunglasses in the limo. I need those fucking sunglasses! We need to go back!” – Hillary to Marine One helicopter pilot to turn back while in route to Air Force One. From the book ” Dereliction of Duty” p. 71-72

(8) “Come on Bill, put your dick up! You can’t fuck her here!!” – Hillary to Gov. Bill Clinton when she spots him talking with an attractive female. From the book “Inside the White House” by Ronald Kessler, p. 243


Well doesn’t she just sound like the innocent, pleasant, grandmother-like, overall nice lady that the media has painted her as?  … No?  Well.. for just a moment, lets put aside the dump trucks of scandals, lets push the mountains of cash she has received from foreign governments in exchange for political favors, lets temporarily forget about her husbands sexual assault victims that she bullied and threatened to keep quiet.. with all that aside, AT LEAST she’s a respectful and kind person… oh wait.  She is horrible.

Jesse Wilkins
Twitter: @DoubletakeJesse 

Source: Republicans of California (Statewide)